2014 Schedule
Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | Playoffs | Toilet Bowl | Championship XXIII
Week 1
Thursday, September 4
| Norsemen | 65 | 24 | Woodland Rangers | |
| Sacks on the Beach | 21 | 16 | Pretend I'm Not Here | |
| Fighting Squirrels | 31 | 24 | MeggaMen | |
| Crusaders | 32 | 29 | Whiskey Tango | |
| Gallic Warriors | 32 | 4 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | |
| Joe Gibbs Good Head | 39 | 39 | Mansfield Onanists |
Week 2
Thursday, September 11
| Joe Gibbs Good Head | 10 | 3 | MeggaMen | |
| Mansfield Onanists | 47 | 46 | Crusaders | |
| Fighting Squirrels | 23 | 16 | Pretend I'm Not Here | |
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 73 | 16 | Norsemen | |
| Woodland Rangers | 31 | 28 | Sacks on the Beach | |
| Gallic Warriors | 47 | 29 | Whiskey Tango |
Week 3
Thursday, September 18
| Joe Gibbs Good Head | 38 | 23 | Whiskey Tango | |
| Sacks on the Beach | 41 | 28 | Norsemen | |
| Pretend I'm Not Here | 45 | 42 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | |
| Gallic Warriors | 65 | 34 | Woodland Rangers | |
| Mansfield Onanists | 45 | 27 | Fighting Squirrels | |
| Crusaders | 21 | 8 | MeggaMen |
Week 4
Thursday, September 25
NFL Byes: Arizona, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Denver, Los Angeles Rams, Seattle
Week 5
Thursday, October 2
NFL Byes: Las Vegas, Miami
Week 6
Thursday, October 9
NFL Byes: Kansas City, New Orleans
| Gallic Warriors | 39 | 28 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | |
| Pretend I'm Not Here | 33 | 0 | MeggaMen | |
| Sacks on the Beach | 48 | 48 | Whiskey Tango | |
| Woodland Rangers | 41 | 36 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | |
| Crusaders | 52 | 35 | Fighting Squirrels | |
| Mansfield Onanists | 28 | 24 | Norsemen |
Week 7
Thursday, October 16
NFL Byes: Philadelphia, Tampa Bay
Week 8
Thursday, October 23
NFL Byes: New York Giants, San Francisco
Week 9
Thursday, October 30
NFL Byes: Atlanta, Buffalo, Chicago, Detroit, Green Bay, Tennessee
Week 10
Thursday, November 6
NFL Byes: Houston, Indianapolis, Los Angeles Chargers, Minnesota, New England, Washington
Week 11
Thursday, November 13
NFL Byes: Baltimore, Dallas, Jacksonville, New York Jets
Week 12
Thursday, November 20
NFL Byes: Carolina, Pittsburgh
Week 13
Thursday, November 27
Week 14
Thursday, December 4
| Woodland Rangers | 17 | 15 | Pretend I'm Not Here | |
| Crusaders | 40 | 17 | Gallic Warriors | |
| Whiskey Tango | 29 | 12 | Fighting Squirrels | |
| Norsemen | 55 | 7 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | |
| Joe Gibbs Good Head | 97 | 71 | Mansfield Onanists | |
| Sacks on the Beach | 60 | 42 | MeggaMen |
Playoffs
Thursday, December 11
| Joe Gibbs Good Head | 46 | 13 | Pretend I'm Not Here | |
| Sacks on the Beach | 39 | 7 | Gallic Warriors |
Toilet Bowl
Thursday, December 11
| Woodland Rangers | 46 | 0 | Norsemen |
Championship XXIII
Thursday, December 18
| Joe Gibbs Good Head | 36 | 12 | Sacks on the Beach |