Owner: Tom Marsh
Member Since 2000
Member Since 2000
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2014 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 24 - 31 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Joe Gibbs Good Head | 3 - 10 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 8 - 21 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 45 - 43 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Woodland Rangers | 12 - 10 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 0 - 33 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 9 - 29 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs Mansfield Onanists | 8 - 12 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Woodland Rangers | 33 - 30 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Whiskey Tango | 36 - 13 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 61 - 46 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 61 - 27 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 33 - 0 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 42 - 60 |