Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2014 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 29 - 32 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 29 - 47 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Joe Gibbs Good Head | 23 - 38 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 51 - 0 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 49 - 32 |
| Week 6 | TIE | vs Sacks on the Beach | 48 - 48 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 50 - 45 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 91 - 47 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 32 - 42 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 13 - 36 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Mansfield Onanists | 7 - 13 |
| Week 12 | TIE | vs Woodland Rangers | 8 - 8 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 11 - 26 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 29 - 12 |