Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2019 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 40 - 11 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 29 - 7 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 28 - 36 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 47 - 41 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 72 - 51 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 23 - 0 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 0 - 26 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 77 - 26 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 50 - 58 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 8 - 65 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 0 - 5 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs British Bulldogs | 24 - 23 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Testudos Revenge | 12 - 35 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 29 - 57 |