Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2017 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 13 - 16 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 21 - 47 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 34 - 62 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 53 - 64 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 40 - 0 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Amish Electricians | 20 - 74 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Woodland Rangers | 35 - 102 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 14 - 16 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 37 - 36 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 55 - 33 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 26 - 6 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 31 - 25 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 0 - 25 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 70 - 24 |
| Toilet Bowl | WIN | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 88 - 0 |