Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2016 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 15 - 36 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 13 - 66 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 19 - 27 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 11 - 0 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 40 - 33 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Amish Electricians | 6 - 90 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 27 - 53 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 0 - 100 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 53 - 19 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 40 - 61 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Woodland Rangers | 5 - 20 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Mansfield Onanists | 39 - 21 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 26 - 21 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 6 - 0 |