Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2013 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Woodland Rangers | 0 - 26 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 0 - 4 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 51 - 40 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 38 - 46 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 8 - 31 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Ravaging Camel Clutch | 3 - 11 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 21 - 27 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Mansfield Onanists | 53 - 0 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 50 - 30 |
| Week 10 | TIE | vs Werewolves | 25 - 25 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 42 - 8 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 40 - 18 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 53 - 39 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 10 - 36 |