Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2012 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 31 - 42 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 30 - 55 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Woodland Rangers | 36 - 42 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 49 - 30 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 50 - 64 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 26 - 1 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 47 - 34 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 4 - 3 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 23 - 22 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 53 - 23 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 30 - 0 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Mansfield Onanists | 29 - 28 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Ravaging Camel Clutch | 0 - 79 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 26 - 17 |
| Playoffs | WIN | vs Mansfield Onanists | 24 - 7 |
| Championship XXI | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 31 - 7 |