Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2011 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 25 - 39 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 20 - 0 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Mansfield Onanists | 14 - 0 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Ravaging Camel Clutch | 31 - 39 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 33 - 19 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 58 - 26 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 18 - 0 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 1 - 0 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 26 - 32 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 60 - 0 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 54 - 28 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Type Os | 57 - 43 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 8 - 0 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 23 - 42 |
| Playoffs | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 55 - 15 |
| Championship XX | WIN | vs Crusaders | 62 - 54 |