Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2008 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 17 - 43 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 3 - 66 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 0 - 32 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Lindbergh Baby Casserole | 24 - 52 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 4 - 9 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Werewolves | 56 - 18 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 42 - 0 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 53 - 9 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 57 - 13 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 35 - 36 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 1 - 28 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 0 - 48 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 109 - 0 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 81 - 22 |