Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2007 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs Go Balls Deep | 26 - 0 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 33 - 52 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 58 - 2 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 13 - 0 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 32 - 29 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Lindbergh Baby Casserole | 47 - 85 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 92 - 0 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 55 - 30 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 61 - 51 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Go Balls Deep | 26 - 9 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 63 - 1 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 42 - 0 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 50 - 0 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 88 - 17 |
| Playoffs | WIN | vs Norsemen | 16 - 10 |
| Championship XVI | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 23 - 20 |