Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2006 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 0 - 32 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Lindbergh Baby Casserole | 0 - 1 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Go Balls Deep | 17 - 0 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Bitch Better Have My Money | 42 - 23 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 12 - 0 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 51 - 8 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 0 - 24 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 7 - 91 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 7 - 10 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 48 - 13 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 0 - 25 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Go Balls Deep | 47 - 0 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Werewolves | 10 - 0 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 51 - 69 |