Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2005 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 11 - 0 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 20 - 16 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Lindbergh Baby Casserole | 8 - 39 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Werewolves | 20 - 16 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 24 - 14 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Bug Stompers | 16 - 24 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Rednecks | 45 - 16 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 26 - 38 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 22 - 28 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 40 - 31 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 19 - 0 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Bug Stompers | 26 - 19 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Rednecks | 2 - 0 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 44 - 59 |
| Playoffs | WIN | vs Werewolves | 57 - 48 |
| League Championship XIV | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 0 - 29 |