Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2000 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 33 - 43 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs ZEN | 17 - 54 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 26 - 0 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Hempaholics | 34 - 0 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 7 - 43 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 9 - 51 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 18 - 55 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 35 - 39 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Green Wave | 9 - 51 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 38 - 21 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs ZEN | 26 - 38 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Freezer Burn | 41 - 8 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 0 - 31 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Green Wave | 20 - 19 |
| Toliet Bowl II | LOSS | vs Freezer Burn | 12 - 76 |