Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
1999 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 0 - 38 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 17 - 6 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Hempaholics | 3 - 0 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Werewolves | 46 - 6 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Green Wave | 9 - 29 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs ZEN | 5 - 0 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 19 - 30 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Hempaholics | 21 - 8 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 0 - 1 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Green Wave | 15 - 27 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 0 - 1 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 0 - 6 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 0 - 12 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs ZEN | 28 - 16 |
| Toliet Bowl I | WIN | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 2 - 0 |