Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
1997 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 8 - 47 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Iradicators | 8 - 0 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Hempaholics | 14 - 21 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 27 - 64 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 3 - 38 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 5 - 18 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 1 - 14 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Iradicators | 39 - 27 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Hempaholics | 11 - 23 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs ZEN | 0 - 22 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 24 - 0 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 0 - 36 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 11 - 15 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs ZEN | 27 - 54 |