Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
1996 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs Tsunami | 13 - 0 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 26 - 34 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Renegades | 27 - 25 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 13 - 38 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Iradicators | 42 - 43 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Warriors | 17 - 0 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 69 - 9 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Iradicators | 10 - 63 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Warriors | 55 - 22 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Slayers | 1 - 0 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Tsunami | 2 - 30 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Archers Who Say Ni | 60 - 24 |
| Playoffs | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 31 - 42 |